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What if this life is a test of our reason/logic? Those who believe in (a) God without sufficient proof are proven unworthy and those who withhold belief until sufficient evidence is present are granted entry into the hereafter? That’d be weird, huh?
Picard or Pickhard?
I just stumbled upon this little nugget in Google Docs and thought I’d post it. I wouldn’t mind expanding this into a short parody of Star Trek. This snippet made me laugh a few times. Think it’s worth continuing?
“Captain on the bridge!” shouted the guard standing by the door to the elevator in the bridge. The door opened, and Captain Pickhard stepped quickly into the bridge, pausing only to trip, look around confusedly, and then get up again.
“At ease,” said the captain, dusting himself off. He was not a graceful man by any means, and on his worse days he was, to put it bluntly, a bumbling klutz. He stumbled over to his captain’s chair and sat down. Well, tried to sit down would be more accurate, seeing as his first attempt landed him back in the elevator, and the second one resulted in a five minute struggle to get his backside out of the trash can. Pickhard did eventually get situated properly in his chair, with his feet coming out the correct side and everything! The officers manning the bridge all applauded, very impressed, and then went back to their work. The Chief Science officer, Block, was meditating quietly in his seat, trying to remember how to turn on his computer console. Instead of the usual “Ohhhmmm” one associates with meditation, Block was uttering more of a “Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnn” nasal sound, flecked with quiet spattering sounds as drool made its way out of his mouth and onto the black screen of his console.
Slaxxor.com wants YOU!
If you’re Sarah Palin, Slaxxor.com does not want you. But if not, your odds are good. Slaxxor is now recruiting for regular/irregular contributors. I figure that more people will visit the site if it’s updated more frequently, and the easiest way to do that is to have more people writing. Do you have interesting things to say, but don’t want to go through the hassle of setting up your own blog? I’ve got you covered. Even if you just want to post once or twice, let me know and I’ll get you set up. As to content, you can write about pretty much anything you want. Sound fun? Either Facebook message me, email me at CorinChellberg@gmail.com, or comment on this post and we’ll get started.
Yeah, Mitch McConnell, I’m sure the 30 million Americans getting health insurance under this bill are going to be outraged that Democrats used reconciliation to pass it with a mere 51 majority… You know, like how the 10%+ unemployed in Kentucky were outraged that the Senate would vote to extend their unemployment benefits without using stimulus money.
If anyone who reads this (like anyone reads this, hah) wants to ask me anonymous questions for our collective entertainment, check out my Formspring.Me page (I don’t know what the name is supposed to mean…) at http://www.formspring.me/Chellberg
Thanks. Or not, if you read this and don’t ask me questions. You jerk.
