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I didn’t make these, but I had to share them.  If you’ve seen the movie, I guarantee you will laugh your ass off.

Possibly the most depressing take on a computer nerd’s life I’ve ever seen.  Almost makes me want to use my computer less.  Almost.

This is a 100% real comment left on a CBS News story by one particularly paranoid health care reform critic. I found it simultaneously hilarious and disturbing. The fact that this guy presumably lives in this country and has the right to vote really makes me worry. Here it is.

“Part of this healthcare bill is the govt will take hey take your guns and take away our women and put them into camps for genetic testing and leave us with just a sausage party forcing everyone to get a gay on.
Then they’re gonna make sure every child born from now on will be part black and amerxican. They’re gonna wipe away the whites. If Jesus were here he’d nuke the liberals. Jesus believed in freedom of corporation. He got so tired of healing poor sick people who wouldn’t get off their lazy butt and get a job.” – vrknoise March 24, 2010 1:35 PM EDT

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Today the House of Representatives passed both the Senate health care reform bill and the reconciliation package.  I spent the evening debating (if you can really call it that) a few people on Facebook.  Mainly, it consisted of my opponents repeating a partially or entirely false Republican talking point and me trying to refute it in a way that they wouldn’t dismiss as liberal bullshit.  I think I performed pretty well, and by Godwin’s Law (the first person to compare the other to Hitler loses the argument) I won several times.  Whatever your political persuasion, I think you might enjoy reading this lively discussion.  Names not changed so as not to protect those involved.

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