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There are a lot of things that annoy/piss me off so I thought as something to blog about so I can get into the groove of writing more.  These are in no particular order just stuff that rubs me the wrong way.

To start:

You: yes you, everyone I’ve ever met in my whole life has at least one thing about them that annoys the living hell out of me, usually theres at least three thing though.

When I can hear you chew

When you chew with your mouth open

When you put your feet everywhere all willy nilly

Terrible drivers

People who don’t know when they’re wrong

People who won’t let other people live their own lives

People who stand in my room while I do stuff

When I’m expected to entertain people when they come to my house

People who call me antisocial in my own living place

People who talk when theres something on TV

People who over think everything

People that are to paranoid

Are you picking up on a theme here

People who talk with food in their mouths

People with crazy high expectations

People that scratch to much

People that smack their lips

People that let their dogs bark all day

People that tell other people their religion is wrong

People that lie constantly

“Flaky” people

People that bring their little kids to rated R movies

Truly racist people

People that think yelling in english will help someone who doesn’t speak it well understand them better

People that think they’re in love with someone after a week of dating, then bitch and moan a week later when its over because they were “the one”

People who smell

People who can’t hear

People who mumble

People who always correct other peoples spelling

People who think their opinion is fact

People who act like they are better than everyone else

People who  pick their nose

People who spit

People that don’t seem to think their cigarette smoke bothers other people

People who can’t seem to clean up anything

People that talk way to loud

People that are real skinny but always complain about being “to fat”

People that whine about everything (which I realize I’m doing right now)

People that let their finger/toe nails get really long

People that sharpen their finger/toe nails

People that have no respect

People that think they’re “hood”

People that pretend like they know something they clearly don’t know

People that don’t say please or thank you

People that act like they are the center of the universe

People that are going to use this list to get on my last nerve

People that don’t know when to stop

People that assume they’re invited

People that don’t know when they’re not welcome

People don’t reply to texts

People that can’t take a joke

People that take things way over the top

People to are to judgemental

People that aren’t willing to make some sacrifices to have fun

People that try the same thing again and again and expect the same result

People that don’t get out of your hair

Thats all I can think of for now, I would be amazed if you finished this list and I would be even more amazed if anyone that reads this doesn’t do at least one of these things.

I didn’t make these, but I had to share them.  If you’ve seen the movie, I guarantee you will laugh your ass off.

When I’m at work I do a lot of thinking, mostly because theres nothing else to do during mindless work and today I got to thinking about the universe and god and stuff.  My basic understanding is (and I could be wrong) that the universe is rapidly expanding into nothing from where there once was nothing, normally I’m not one to admit when I’m wrong even if I know I am but as far as this goes I don’t mind being wrong because it just makes no sense to me.  But never fear you can always choose something else that makes even less sense, some guy on a cloud makes a whole universe to see if he can make something worthy of hanging out with him forever in happiness where all your loved ones that believe what you believe will be together again.  I know this comes from Bruce Almighty but I think it sort of expresses what I’m gunning at, God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I’m the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if He wanted to, but he’d rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm.  For some all loving being he sure does seem to be an asshole to a lot of people, and when things get shitty those people still turn to this man in the sky to get them out of their mess which if he loves them enough to help them out why would he have put them in the shitty situation to begin with, God sure does love to please.  My god rant sure did go a lot longer than my couple sentences about the universe, which I would love some input in btw because I could be wrong in my understanding and I would be fine with that.  Anyway thats all I have for now so feel free to leave comments and maybe suggest some ideas because I sure as hell never have any but I am damn good at ranting.

Today, the Coast Guard and board members of BP announced the existence of two additional leaking oil wells.  According to the information given to reporters at the press conference, drilling stations in the Pacific and Atlantic have experienced massive ruptures, the causes of which are still being determined.  The two leaks were each discussed briefly.  The first, just two miles from the shore of San Diego, California, ruptured early this morning, and has been evacuated pending safety investigations.  From submersible video, experts estimate that it is leaking close to 100,000 barrels of oil a day, over 50% more than the latest estimates of the Deepwater Horizon spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

The second rupture occurred on a drilling rig east of Florida.  It is said to be leaking only 50,000 barrels of oil a day, but due to current patterns is expected to spread environmental damage on the scale of the Gulf of Mexico all along the eastern seaboard.

The press conference was made all the more jarring when a marine biologist/correspondent in attendance took a harpoon gun from his satchel and shot himself in the head, apparently unable to bear the thought of the millions of whales, dolphins, and other marine wildlife that will surely die a terrible, sticky death as a result of BP’s rampant incompetence and near-homicidal behavior towards animals.

What if this life is a test of our reason/logic? Those who believe in (a) God without sufficient proof are proven unworthy and those who withhold belief until sufficient evidence is present are granted entry into the hereafter? That’d be weird, huh?